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Thursday, May 04, 2006

The Davinci Gong...

Well, I've heard enough of this Davinci Code crap. As a work of fiction, it quite entertaining...but as a piece of historical research and credible scholarship, it's running neck and neck with a script from the show Stargate SG-1. I'd take the time to write a huge response and critique of the whole Davinci Code nonsense, but that's already been done by many people. Check out the following:

http://answers.org/issues/davincicode.html

http://www.leaderu.com/focus/davincicode.html - TON of great links here

http://www.envoymagazine.com/planetenvoy/Review-DaVinci-Part1.htm

If that's not enough to straighten out the facts regarding this whole Davinci insanity, you may need one of these:

The Armchair Theologian's Prescription for people who believe the Davinci Code is historically accurate and truthful.

Yeah. Enough said. Until Next Time,

The Armchair Theologian.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Seven Star Hand said...

Is the world ready for the Truth yet?

The Vatican is proving that seeking the truth is a real threat to their dogma. They're so afraid of people uncovering the truth, that they are attacking another fantasy as a threat to their own deceptions. How enlightening, since this goes a very long way to proving that Christianity is based on lies. If it wasn't, they would be confident of surviving intense scrutiny. Since they aren't and since they have gone to such great lengths to suppress those seeking the truth over the centuries, their deceptions are, once again, laid bare for all to see. Only this time they are the ones to walk into a well laid trap...

What does "making the blind see" symbolize? Perhaps many more people are now ready to "open their eyes to the truth!" Now Christians (and others) can gain the wisdom to walk away from the folly of religion and seek to understand the truth about the Creator and the Messiah (me).

Did you ever stop to think what the True Messiah (me) would say about worshipping false names, false images, and dogma? Well, now you get the chance to hear my side of the story and weigh it against the strong delusion of faith and religion. None of the European names and images in the New Testament can possibly be the truth. What then is the purpose of "faith" but to prevent good people from seeking to understand truth and wisdom?

Read 2 Thessalonians 2:11 and the verses that surround it. Why do you think this message is in the New Testament? Those who saw the truth dying as the new Roman religion was being imposed would have tried to warn others in subtle ways where it most counted! These ancient texts are mysterious because they purposely encoded hidden messages to bypass Roman censorship. See how the Romans treated the Jews, Zealots, Gnostics, and others, a.k.a. those who sought truth because they knew better than to trust the blatantly duplicitous and evil Roman Pontificate?

How can people trust the veracity of texts created by a Roman organization known for centuries of abominable evil? How can anyone expect that people who could so readily torture and murder others for seeking proof of the truth would somehow not lie to you? Why don't "the faithful" have enough discernment to understand that those telling a strong lie for power and profit would insist that you refrain from seeking the truth and "have faith" in their texts instead?

How do we finally solve these ages-old mysteries? To recast a common political adage, "It's [the] symbology stupid!" The Dead Sea Scrolls, Bible, Gnostic texts, and Quran are rife with purposeful structured symbolism. Do you really think this is accidental or casual?

Unlike most of you, I have a very personal interest in ancient wisdom symbology, false prophecy based on its misrepresentation, and deceptions imposed in the name of religion. Consequently, I've written an extensive tome proving that all three so-called Faiths of Abraham are purposeful deceptions.

I know many readers of this site will want to scoff at this information before bothering to pay attention to the details. I have produced stunning and comprehensive proof that the original pre-Christian Apocalypse (Book of Revelation) was a symbolically encrypted wisdom text that was stolen and modified by the founders of Christianity. I demonstrate a series of specific and undeniable proofs of verifiable fraud in the Christianized Book of Revelation, which also appear throughout the New Testament.

I present verifiable proof that the symbology of sealed Hebrew texts is an advanced ancient philosophical technology.

The ancient symbolism used in The Apocalypse and other Hebrew prophecies and wisdom texts predates Christianity, Judaism, modern secret societies, and mystery schools by thousands of years. While in the hands of Christianity, The Apocalypse and its symbology have been purposely misinterpreted, recast, and misrepresented. The original Hebrew document was a multi-purpose narrative constructed using layered and synchronized ancient wisdom symbolism. Its true purposes, features, and functionality are detailed in my book, further demonstrating that it was a symbolically encrypted Hebrew wisdom text encoding prophecy, philosophy, and scientific wisdom that was stolen and fraudulently modified by the founders of Christianity.

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10:13 PM

 
Blogger Jeremy said...

OK... I'm giddy with anticipation for the Armchair Theologian's response...

7:17 AM

 
Blogger The Armchair Theologian said...

Let's consider some points:

1. I'm a Protestant and don't believe that the institution of Catholicism is even remotely Christian. So they can go off and do whatever insane things they desire to do...The ongoings in the Catholic Church are as 'threatening' to Biblical Christianity as the insanity of the National Rifle Association or the Klu Klux Klan. Just because they claim to be Christians doesn't make them Christian organizations. What's sad is that so many people are so incredibly thick that they cannot understand this simple premise.

Everyone knows that a white guy talking ebonics isn't black, so why is THIS so hard?

2. Christianity has survived intense scrutiny. Pick your topic: The resurrection of Christ, the historic credibility of the Bible, the textual witness of the Canon of scripture, etc. For every single argument against ANY of these topics there are serious, credible, scholarly, rationally sensible arguments. YOU may not LIKE the answers, but you're distaste for truth doesn't negate it's truthfulness. There is NO rule that says YOU must be able to comprehend something for it to be true...and thinking such only reveals that you think you're God...

3. ...which apparently you do. As for your claims that you're the Messiah, I'm laughing as I write this. Can you provide evidence that you're the fulfillment of Messianic prophecy? Can YOU forgive sin? Can YOU restore the broken relationship between God and mankind? If you have a plan, PLEASE tell me. I'm interested in your responses...this is fantastic! If the Jews AND the Christians both missed the Messiah, then we definitely need to know ALL about your awesome plan of salvation!

3. And Regarding 2 Thessalonians 2:11, I'm curious as to your own logical inconsistency. Why do you, who don't believe that the bible is literal or historically reputable, even QUOTE scripture? Does that not betray your position?

4. And what should I believe regarding "the truth"? Should I believe a system of beliefs that, contrary to your own suggestions, has a 3000+ year historically established witness? Should I go against the thousands of biblical scholars over history who have committed lifetimes of scholarship to defend the scriptures against accusations of error and textual corruption? OR, should I believe you for essentially no reason? Can you stand up against the testimony of history and the demands of logical consistency?

SO, I propose a deal. If YOU can overcome ALL my doubts and offer my a systematic SUPERIOR equivalent to Christianity, then I will reject all that I have believed and give my entire being to follow you. If you can meet MY criteria, then I'll be your most devoted disciple. So what's my criteria?

1. Provide an explanation for the cosmos that explains it's purpose and function.

2. Provide an explanation of the nature of evil (both moral and natural), explaining it's presence in the heart and will and world, it's origins, and it's powers and functions.

3. Provide an explanation of how to overcome such said evil.

4. Provide a plan of salvation that not only deals with evil, but also deals with the moral guilt that I feel in my heart. Can you deal with my conscience?

5. Provide assurance of such said salvation that soothes the doubts of my conscience.

6. Overcome, to MY satisfaction, all questions and accusations of error and contradiction within YOUR system of belief.

SO, sound good? You need a new apostle? I'm raring to go. If you're up to it, let me know. Any lack of response will be taken as an unwillingness to participate on your behalf and will be understood as a rejection of your system of beliefs, a recanting of your various positions and an embracing of biblical Christianity. So if you don't show, you admit that you're wrong and you immediately bow before Jesus Christ of Nazareth, comitting your life to obey and follow his teachings in is self revelation; the Bible. Deal?

9:05 AM

 
Blogger The Armchair Theologian said...

Also, how the frying Minnesota did you find this blog? I'm guessing your post was a spam. Even so, my challenge still stands. Also, the 'verification' word for my comment is Jehenu. Sounds like an ancient king...I'll have to check that out. HA!

10:47 PM

 

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