So Nimm Denn Meine Hande...

Thursday, January 25, 2007

This is the message for Sweetie...

...Just kidding. You think I would make it THIS easy? Dream on! Keep searching baby...and good luck!

Until Next Time,

The Armchair Theologian

24 Comments:

Blogger Jennifer said...

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAWRRRR!!!

3:52 PM

 
Blogger The Armchair Theologian said...

Are you going to church again?

3:53 PM

 
Blogger Jennifer said...

........Slowly...dying......must...know...secret..location..................ack-----------

3:53 PM

 
Blogger The Armchair Theologian said...

Not...working...keep...dreaming...on...

3:54 PM

 
Blogger Jennifer said...

...weakly...reaching...out ...to...wring....neck......

3:55 PM

 
Blogger The Armchair Theologian said...

No. No matter HOW bad it gets, suicide is NOT the answer Sweetie!

3:55 PM

 
Blogger The Armchair Theologian said...

You have SO much to live for...like ME!

3:56 PM

 
Blogger The Armchair Theologian said...

And the Muppets! And Bender! And reading Edwards!

3:57 PM

 
Blogger Jennifer said...

I am astonished how you can increasingly exponentiate your level of being a punk!! (Granted, Bender is worth living for...)

3:58 PM

 
Blogger The Armchair Theologian said...

Why yes...in rap circles I AM known as "P-cubed". That is true!

3:59 PM

 
Blogger Jennifer said...

I AM those rap circles.

4:00 PM

 
Blogger The Armchair Theologian said...

Or, "Ice-P-Cube" as my homies call me...or "Iced-P" for short, though that sounds kinda dirty...

4:01 PM

 
Blogger Jennifer said...

blink...blink...

I have no words.

4:02 PM

 
Blogger The Armchair Theologian said...

Well I do!

Having a name that sounds like frozen urine doesn't carry the "gansta street cred" that my record label is looking for...

...so please don't call me "Iced-P"

4:02 PM

 
Blogger Jennifer said...

BLINK...BLINK.....


AAAAHH--NO WORDS!!

4:03 PM

 
Blogger The Armchair Theologian said...

Are you asking for "No MORE Words" or does I just drive the ladies fans SPEECHLESS? (I mean, that goes without sayin', if I'm not playin'...but I was just wonderin' if you was confessin')

4:04 PM

 
Blogger The Armchair Theologian said...

Yeah. CP30 will do fine for a rap name.

4:06 PM

 
Blogger Jennifer said...

We are not at this time ready to make a public statement one way or the other.

4:07 PM

 
Blogger The Armchair Theologian said...

okay. "No comment" it is.

Have you ever thought about how the phrase "no comment" is in itself actually a "comment"?

Shouldn't people actually say "This comment here is all you're gonna get from me"?

Just thinking out loud.

4:09 PM

 
Blogger Jennifer said...

Quite astute, my brain-dead Honee! Though note, I should be quoted as saying no "public statement." That is all.

4:10 PM

 
Blogger The Armchair Theologian said...

okay. "No public statement" it is.

Have you ever thought about how the phrase "no public statement" is in itself actually a "public statement"?

Shouldn't people actually say "This public statement here is all you're gonna get from me"?

Just thinking out loud.

4:11 PM

 
Blogger Jennifer said...

I should have seen THAT one coming...!

4:12 PM

 
Blogger Curtis said...

"This is a message for Sweetie..." IS a comment and a public comment at that. What I want to know, is not what the message is. No. Rather, I want to know what the comment/public comment is all about!!!

P-cubed! Ice-P-Cube! Ice-P! CP30! (Please note the tone in my voice.) You got some explaining/rapping to do.

2:21 PM

 
Blogger The Armchair Theologian said...

Wha...did we say all that OUT LOUD? Oh man...HOW embarassing!

5:38 PM

 

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