Surprise! Surprise!

I found this online; definitive proof that Oprah Winfrey has bad theology. I gotta say, knowing that Oprah (according to Forbes, she's the 3rd most influential celebrity in the U.S.) has bad theology will most likely keep me up all night long. I mean, how could a woman who hobnobs with Dr. Phil (who is quite possibly the third member of the unholy trinity of the anti-Christ along with Deepak Chopra and Bono) and lives with her boyfriend (and they probably dance together in the sinful privacy of their own homes) have BAD theology? HOW! I NEED ANSWERS! DANG IT!

Until Next Time,

The Armchair Theologian!